Anger
1. Who did you last get angry with? Jan.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Gun.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No
4. How about of the same sex? Of course I would hit males
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Can't remember
6. What is your pet peeve? People who call themselves 'random'
7. Do you keep grudges or can you let them go easily? Yes
Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Finish an essay for my school o.o
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? After 22 hours of sleep
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: ...?
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? OH GOD THERE'S MANY
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)? No
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Today
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Once
Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Beer?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Chugged 3 full bottles of white wine in 5 minutes.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Nope
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "LUNCH"? No
Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Too many
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Rufl. Many.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yup. All the time.
4. Have you "done it"? Obviously. 13 NIGGUH
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes
Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? None
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Take guitar lessons from Paul Gilbert and Buckethead.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 3,154
Pride
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Played a show
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Playing a show.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Children, Family, become a Serial Killer Profiler.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Yes
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? All the time
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing
Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? None
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Gay
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Buckethead
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Many many many times
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? None
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No. But thanks to Amber I'm cured of boredom for 20 minutes.
how tall are you? 5'11" - 6'
can you crip walk? Lol, no fucking way I'm acting like a black gangstuh.
do you like bondage? A lot, and not simple 'chains and whip's' either
have you ever smoked heroin? ...Maybe...
do you own a gun? Yes
have you been to jail? No
rehab? Soon
how many of your friends have committed suicide? One
would you fuck someone in a cemetary? Sure
who is your favorite villian? Freddy Krueger, Ermac.
do you think the columbine killers were homosexuals? No
pesci or devito? Devito. Pesci's voice is fucking annoying
do you ever punch yourself? A few times.
what do you think of dudes in white belts? Pretty faggoty
have you ever killed an animal? Yes
are you gay? Straight as a ruler bitch.
are you irish? No, thankg od.
who would you punch if you could? Many people
do you smoke pot brrrraaah? No
what do you think of hot dogs? Sweet
whats your favorite christmas song? Fuck Christmas
what is your favorite smell? My Old Spice.
what do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee
would you go to sf or nyc right now if you had the chance? No
do you know anyone named Dewey? No
whats your favorite college football team? College football is for fags
does your little brother listen to reggie and the full effect? No, thank god.
do you do pushups? No
how many can you do in an hour? I used to be able to do somewhere around 300 before getting tired.
do you ever fantasize about murder? Yes
what is your favorite art gallery? Art Fags Galore
who is your favorite artist right now? Musical? Neun Welten
have you ever done extascy? Yes
are you straightedge? Nope
are you vegan? Fuck Vegans
do you shoplift? Once
whats the last thing you stole? A Guitar
do you ski or snowboard? Neither
what do you think of mustaches? MINE = SEXIEST EVUH
do you use hair gel? No
do you sniff cocaine? Used to
who is your favorite serial killer? Ed Gein, The Zodiac, Peter Kurtin
do you wear robes? No
do you believe in bigfoot? Yes
have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf? No
have you been shot? No, have had a gun to my face though
have you ever been hospitalized? Yes
do you like painkillers? HAHA? LIKE?! I'm in love with them.
what is your secret weapon to lure in the oposite sex? Nothing
have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk? Once, smelled really funky
do you own a knife? Yes
have you played ghettopoly? LMAO. "YEAH YEAH, PO-NOPOLY!"
have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood" of your city? No
do you like oprah? No
do you have a.d.d.? No
have you ever had a head injury? Yes
Show us a burst of energy.
WHORES. FUCKING EGO-TISTICAL, HYPOCRITICAL, LYING, DECEITFUL, TWO-FACED FUCKING SCUM.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
GOD FUCKING DAMINT.
YOU PEOPLE PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.
That's right bitches.
Dating Jodie.
Her > all.
<3
Fuck you...and you...and you and you...you too, not you you're cool, fuck you and you, and fuck you!
Bleh.
Boredom finally has kicked in.
I want to play Kameo but too lazy to pick up the controller.
Also, a tournament is being held for Gears of War, $50,000 and sponsors for the winner, being held in Massachussets (or however you spell it), and I was invited. I have to get back to them within 3 months, so it gives me some time to decide. I want to go, but once again...lazy.
I haven't poked a woman in 6 months. I'm going literally fucking insane. I was suggested the almighty 'spell breaker', but I fear for my life. Another sad thing is; I don't poke unless I'm in a relationship with them. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Was I born with ovaries or something?
FUCK YOU SEX. FUCK YOU IN YOUR EXISTANT HOLES.
I want to go back to work to get this shit off my mind.
I work from 5-9 bitches.
Plus, Rage Against The Machine + Guitar Hero are your fucking Gods.
Been working on the gutterals for the past few weeks, doing a lot of Devourment covers. It's coming along pretty good, vocals wise. Now all I need to do is be able to do gutterals while drumming for Cesspool.
I wish I could vomit blood on you fucking people.
Humanity makes me viciously sick.
Well my brother bought Guitar Hero II the other day, fucking most retarded...yet addicting and fun game I've ever played...
This is the first game my brother has ever beat me at. He fucking shreds on Guitar Hero II, we can't leave him alone or else he might burn the house down with the fire spouting from his hands from the shredding!
Anyways, got a show to go to tomorrow. Nothing else to do, figured why the fuck not. Get drunk, meet people, hang out with old friends and new ones. Finally getting a fucking social life back, which is odd yet interesting, I've been a hermit far too long.
Tomorrow = 6 pack and a percocet! FUCKING EH'! Now that's something I can never refuse!
On another side-note; WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING IDIOT THINKS BRUTAL DEATH VOCALS ARE FAKE? What a fucking moron. Really. Coming from some faggot who does Cradle of Feces/Dimmu Borgay type vocals, he couldn't inhale unless the fuck was choking on cum.
Lord Gore vocals being produced...what a fucking douche bag.
A majority of the people within brutal death and grindcore CAN do those fucking vocals, I myself can (it's called gutterals you fucking stupid cunt Mike). The only staged vocals I've heard have been Cock and Ball Torture, using the Boss VT pedal, and even then...the guy can still inhale. He just uses it for a more clear effect, without the bubbly throat.
Like really, are people born this fucking stupid? Or do they have to try?
God damn moron, really.
"Choking, on the flesh, of the dead. Insanity is my disease!"
Fucking...Devourment...is the best Brutal Death...I've ever fucking heard.
1. Iniquity
2. Devourment
3. Buckethead
Seriously, wow, fucking Devourment is god damn insane.
I'm tired now, dry-wall hurts when it falls.
Wow, Black Caulking drying on your hand is fucking crap. Had to scrub it off with steel wool, now my hands are bleeding.
Plus fiber-glass in the eye = no fun.
WARFACE IS FUCKING BRUTALLLLLL. The drums sound pretty fucking sweet. Scott Ellis = teh mayn!
Have to go wash the fiber-glass out of my eyes. Ouch.
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